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Interviews with KPM

Many a times, many people think the interviews for KPM, which includes the much-dreaded SPP interviews (in a lifetime of teachers, you will be interviewed at least 3-5 times) depending on how many times you rise through the ranks.
This is mainly written just to avoid writing the same thing over and over again through many, many years, since its the golden question:

"How on earth are we going to take this interview down?"
Believe me, sometimes you’ll get meticulous people, who are interested in quizzing you all the way down to why you are wearing red lingerie in a tight uniform (oh yes, believe me) to why you think Malaysia should place a base station on the moon.

Sometimes however, you’ll get the ‘nice’ chaps who don’t grill you, but want to hear from your heart what you want to be as a teacher.

 

However, what to read and what to present, argue (arguably, to argue your case is the least wanted incident in any KPM / SPP / JPA sponsored interview) is and will always be changing. Never mind about what to read, if you keep a close eye to national, international issues and issues relating to teaching-hood, you should be aptfully prepared to quench any questions or rhetorics that the interviewer ask you to.

 

However, there are few subtler things that many people just don’t get, and even the brightest of minds don’t comprehend the necessity of it; thus many potentially good to be teachers don’t get accepted. Let’s go through it all:

1) Your stance as an officer of the government.

Remember, your rank when you’re accepted, is PEGAWAI PERKHIDMATAN PENDIDIKAN SISWAZAH. Even if you start off with "GURU SANDARAN TERLATIH/TIDAK TERLATIH", your rank is still ‘a’ PEGAWAI PERKHIDMATAN PENDIDIKAN.
Now, what’s with all the hoo haa about being a "Education Services Officer"? Big implications. To cut the entire story short, let me just summarize it as following
A) You don’t carry your views. You are the ‘executor of the will of the ruling government’. (Pelaksana polisi kerajaan pemerintah)
B) You are in service to carry out the duties as how the government and the ministry sees you fit. You are part of the government machinary. You’re supposed to act like one. Embrace it. (Sebahagian daripada mekanisma kerajaan itu sendiri)
C) Personal views are not liable to be exposed to anyone. However, whilst in duty, one must show exemplary conduct in discharging one’s duties as a government servant in delivering the will of the government of the day. As a government servant, you are the fists of the very will of the government made manifest. (Mendukung dan melaksanakan polisi kerajaan, pandangan sendiri diketepikan). Those who have went through INDUKSI K.I.S.S.M must be very familiar by now that we cannot publicly express our opinion about the government, whether it is good or bad. You may be forgiven for voicing out praises to the government, but the RULE is very clear and obvious: You shall never mention of your government in the capacity of your own individual views, as long as you are NOT permitted (by the higher ups, by means of appointment) to do so.

2) Delivery:
The whole issue with delivery deals with confidence. In the end, really, all that matters is:

A) What you’re trying to deliver. Is it honest, and is it compelling. You have to appeal to their sense of duty; this is a common ground shared by all if not by most of the government servants. The people who interview you are nothing short in age and experience; they are all ex-directors, deputies, headmasters, etc. So they know who’s bluffing, and who’s not. Be honest, but project the idea that you’re advancing, bringing everything forward. Not too honest and frank, but show that you’re a human being that has the potential, will and capacity to turn tides of despair into waves of hope.

B) Don’t let them dominate the questions. But never counter a question with another question. If you allow them to dominate the question, you’re deemed passive. Like a sheep. That in some cases is good, but the KPM in general isn’t looking for sheeps. They are looking for sheperds that can listen, understand and work together. If you don’t get this point, then its my point of not delivering it good enough, but the basic idea is that even if you’re passive, you have to be proactive enough to drag the topic until the interviewer says "stop there, can I move on to another question?"

C) Be prepared to be blatantly honest, but project your views when you have to. Now, to be honest, nobody can and will ever be fully prepared. I was fully loaded, with information about NKRA, etc etc, only to be asked about "what is a school." However, I didn’t flinched. All I did was just to cooly say "I’m sorry, but I have never memorized nor fully comprehend the term ‘school’ in Kamus Dewan (hey, I responded in BM, more to that later) but to my understanding of the term school as a word and as a concept, allow me, if I may to project my views that…"
The rest, was history most will understood. Thats where your chance to shine appears. Use that opportunity.

D) Language.
Use Bahasa Melayu baku all the way through. Unless you’re spesifically asked to use another language, and they will be very strict about this. Use any other language when you’re not asked to, and its an immediate fail for you. When you’re asked to say, present things in English, then use the magic words "allow me now to continue what I’ve earlier said, this time in English".
Now, here’s a hypothetical question that happens with most TESLians. "I’m screwed. I can mope the floor with my BM (indirectly, you’re saying you suck)". So what do you do?
Just be honest, and while you are still having the interview in Bahasa Melayu, just mentioned that there’s this English Term where we were made to study, and its called / said as "xxxyyyzzz". Simple. Its bending by the rules, but you don’t make a fool out of yourself and by doing it you are showing that you’re literally aware that your BM isn’t that up to ‘par’, but you’re able to bring that issue up without much of a hitch. Interviewers like the confidence. Hell, even if the quote’s french, just say ‘the nearest direct translation would sound like this’. Problemo uno solved.

 

 

3.Codes to observe:
This is also one of the things that makes many, many graduates fail to land the job of being a teacher. Remember, you have to act like a Roman to enter Rome. So, its time to act like a decent servant of the government, to put up that show. Act like one that knows how to act. Don’t gatecrash. This isn’t your dad’s office (and even if it is, just put up with this once. Its called ‘ethical code professionalism observance’

A) Clothings and Appearance:
I can’t begin to pinpoint where or what I should stress, but Mahathir-style name tags, black court shoes, black socks (for guys and gals alike), and long sleeves are a must. Stay conservative. Ladies, tie up your hairs into ponytails. Guys, razor sharp lines, no sideburns, smart hair (not your punk rock wannabe fashionistas) and make-ups (for the ladies) that will show that you aren’t a plastic-obsessed diva, but still enough to be ‘code and ethically accepted’. Neckties to the waist, no fancy ‘click shoes’, make sure everything’s trimmed and ironed. Guys, please bring along a blazer vest. Ladies, wear a baju kurung just to be on the safe side. Padded shoulders are good if you’re planning to wear a blazer. No jackets, no jeans, nothing. No fancy bling bling. This ain’t a showroom party. The keypoint is can you adhere to the codes?

B) Room service.
Knock the door first, twice, (no fancy knob rapping) then open the knob. Peek inside (half body stepping inside, no bending) and give your greetings. No need for introduction, then just ask the golden question "May I come in, sir/madam?" DO NOT under any circumstances make them ask you that question. That is considered rude. If they pre-empt it, its alright, but at the very least do your duty of asking to be invited in.
Next, do not sit. Approach the interviewer to present your files in an orderly manner, then stand back. Do not bother about the chair or anything. Just stand back. Supposedly they took your files before you enter the room, just step to a place that faces them, and stand straight. Once they have sorted out the entire mess (and don’t friggin mess up the certs! Arrange them in the order spesified!) One trick is to bring two files (twin reference) [where the first file will have all the originals arranged, and the second file will have all the photostated and certified documents all arranged in the same exact order, mirroring / twinning the first file.] they will ask you to sit. The key point is; DO NOT ASK TO SIT, and do NOT SIT WITHOUT PERMISSION. And when the permission / invitation is granted, do not pull the chair nearer to the interviewer. Just sit where the chair is without moving it. Place your hands on your lap, and bring your knees and legs together. Stay still. If you’re going to use any hand gestures (its natural during interview) do remember to place them on the lap.
Once the interview is over, they will ask you  to leave the room. Say your thanks, stand up, and slowly reach for the exit. Close the door slowly, shut tightly. I have a habit of giving a thank you bow (which is a small / low head dropping to the level of the shoulders, not a full bow) as an acknowledgement sign of ‘thank you) before reaching the door. Once the door is shut, you can cry and shout or wail and fling yourself to anything you like, to your heart’s content. Oh, before all this, its best to kill off the phone. Not silent it. KILL IT OFF. You don’t want to be interupted at all. Believe me.

C)Acknowledgement / Addressing:
Always use Tuan / Puan. On a sidenote, I’ve always hunt the assistant interviewers first. They normally loiter around the hall, and they will have the best idea on how to address the Tuan / Puan. It was from here I know that I ought to address my interviewer as "Tuan Haji ZZZXXXX", and use it confidently in every time I addressed him. If you have been corrected by the interviewer, please just kindly re-adress the name and apologize for not getting the pronunciation right. Its that simple.

So, that’s pretty much, but it won’t be easy to stomach all in one read. Still, I wish you folks the best of your interviews, now and always!

July 30, 2010 Posted Under Friends, blogging, mute musing

100 truths, tagged by Fird Ross.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are required to write a note with 100 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.
(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Coca-Cola Vanilla Coke
2. Last phone call: To dad, arranging backpacking stuffs.
3. Last text message: To Bedely, asking for posting dates
4. Last song you listened to: Roxette – How do You Do
5. Last time you cried: sometime after 16th May (was happy that I passed practicum)
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone: Just once, just once in my entire lifetime.
7. Been cheated on: Yes
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No
9. Lost someone special: Yes, many special people. And more on the way. I hate it.
11. Been drunk and threw up: The first and the last time, when I was 15.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12.Blue
13.Red
14. Black
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: Yes
17. Laughed until you *nearly* cried: Yes
18. Met someone who changed you: Yes
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes. Thanks, to all my ceiling cats. ;)
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list: No.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 10-20% Then again I set really high standards about “know them in real life”
23. How many kids do you want to have: As many as possible, but 3 will make a good number.
24. Do you have any pets: My one and only ‘Snuggy’ the dog.
25. Do you want to change your name: If I wasn’t Badi, I could have been Charlie. Still, Badi is Badi, Charlie is Charlie.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Exams. And solo movie marathon outing.
27. What time did you wake up today: 6:44am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Typing assignment for KISSM.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: The end of KISSM and BTN for me.
30. Last time you saw your Mother: After Christmas, 2008
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Be more self assertive, self confident, and start loving myself for real. Because I’m not doing all the 3 things.
32. What are you listening to right now: Lecture in the KISSM slot in DDKA hall.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes. Over the internet.
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: Somebody owed me RM350, another owed me RM100, and I’m not receiving my pay from the institution YET.
35. Most visited webpage: Facebook, Travian, Gmail, Onemanga, engadget, lowyat.net, soccernet
36. Whats your real name: Yee Tzyypirng
37. Nicknames: Badi, Teh (pronounced tea as in english tea) C Ping,  
38. Relationship Status: Looking for one (getting poked by my parents)
39. Zodiac sign?: Scorpio.
40. Male or female?: Male.
41. Elementary?: Sekolah Rendah Kebangsaan Sung Siew
42. Middle School?: Sekolah Menengah Teknik Tawau
43. High school/college?: IPGM Kampus Temenggong Ibrahim – Universiti Putra Malaysia
44. Hair colour: Black
45. Long or short: near bald, 1-1-1.
46. Height: 173cm
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: I guess yes. I like woman easily.
48: What do you like about yourself?: I don’t really know.
49. Piercings: No.
50. Tattoos: A 2D barcode which stores all my information behind my neck, lower part. Just in case I died in circumstances that I cannot be identified.
51. Righty or lefty: Born lefty, trained righty.
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: Had to perform a forced circumcision due to life threatening circumstances.
53. First piercing: None.
54. First best friends: I think it was when I first met Sheng Liang.
55. First sport you joined: Football.
56. First vacation: with my parents before they divorced in Kundasang.
58. First pair of trainers: Form 3
RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: Plain rice with chicken.
60. Drinking: Coca-Cola Vanilla Coke
61. Doing: This questionaire while listening to lectures.
62. Listening to: Lecture
63. Waiting on: Its about time to finish.
YOUR FUTURE :
65. Get Married?: Yes. It’ll be a miracle when it happens. Sky fall down, pigs will fly.
66. Career?: Teacher. English Teacher.
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses: Both, but hugs I prefer.
69. Shorter or taller: Taller please.
70. Older or Younger: Older please.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous please.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Nice stomach please.

 

74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker.
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: No.
77. Drank hard liquor: Once, and final. That was when I was 15.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: I don’t wear them.
79. Sex on first date: Never.
80. Broken someone’s heart: Unconsciously, once.
82. Been arrested: Never.
83. Turned someone down: Unconsciously. Without me realizing.
84. Cried when someone died: Yes. And more deaths will come.
85. Fallen for a friend?: Yes, unfortunately they get taken by the time I fall for them.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: No, I’m still trying to.
87. Miracles: Yes.
88. Love at first sight: Yes. I see through many facades.
89. Heaven: It’s a state on earth.
90. Santa Claus: I’m one. Actually, there are many of us.
92. Angels: I’ve seen them, been near them, but I won’t touch them. I wished that I knew them earlier.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No.
95. Did you sing today?: Yes, I did.
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: No. I won’t. It cost me badly. Really.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: I doubt it. I don’t want to relive myself. I hate myself enough.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: The day I went out with my family, (reunion), and sat on the same table, ate the same food. After, after… 13 years.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Yes, because I can’t hold back my emotions and I don’t know what to do with it.
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Yes, by yours truly.

Now I feel like wanting to go back in time to change who I was.

June 15, 2009 Posted Under Friends, Just For Laughs, blogging

A bit of narciscism (momo tagged me)

Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn’t matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! Don’t send a message, leave a comment on here. Next, re-post this in your notes and see how many people leave a memory about you. It’s actually pretty cool (and funny) to see the responses.
Go! Go! Go!
1. How long have you known me?
2. When and how did we meet?
3. What was your first impression upon meeting / seeing me?
4. Did you like me at all?
5. Do you still think that way about me now?
6. When’s the last time you met / saw me?
7. What reminds you of me?
8. What is my best attribute?
9. Will I end up being successful in the future?
10. Do you think I can dance?
11. Am I misunderstood by many?
12. Have you ever had a crush on me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
14. What do I listen to the most?
15. Are you going to post this in your notes and see what I say about you?
I highly recommend this for narcissists everywhere

June 3, 2009 Posted Under Friends, Just For Laughs, lame

A cherished friend


We all know that we ought to cherish our friends, no matter whether they are close or not. Whilst in the three years that I’ve been with the IPTI gang, I’ve gained some close knit friends, like Kuo Wei, Aida, Kinisha, Jayanthi, Ady Radzwan, Zharif (Zorro), Aizzudin (Nobi), Ismail (Mael), Kamal (Nemo), Abd. Fattah (Mikel), and many more.

Now, of course, there’s this one special friend that I would like to write about. She’s been through a rough time of her life, and I’m not posting this because I want you guys to sympathize with her or do anything like that. I just want all of you to know, that there exist such an individual, and I’m there for here, for as long as I can.

Sounds cheesy? Maybe. You decide. Just like the famous Arunachalam (one of the films superstar Rajni Khan acted in) used to say the ever legendary catchphrase

“God dictates, I do it, you sit back”

and to my friends, you all know what I meant when I say that. It’s ”the Transporter’s legacy” after all.

So here, I would like to introduce my friend Kinisha Ramasamy. Here’s a latest picture that we took together. *Laughs*

So she’s from Alor Setar, yap.. And she’s an Indian. Look at the picture. She’s pretty, isn’t she? As a matter of fact, she’s quite tall. Yeah, when she wears high heel shoes, I’m dwarved. LOL. You get the idea.

Between you and me, (LOL, this sounds so private-y!) here’s what I can say. She sees me through all. Yeah. =) It becomes very helpful to you and your friend, because you become more honest, and you acknowledge problems when it arises. That’s what I enjoy from our deep, close friendship. Hehe. =P

She’s got problems of her own sometimes, but I want all of you to meet her. She’s a sweet girl. And she deserves all the good things in life. =)

September 21, 2007 Posted Under Friends

A complete surprise from the past


I used to be one of those crazy innocent folks who went for RYLA year 2000 in district 3310, Sarawak.

It was in Sematan.

I lost all pics, but only one survived. Not realizing, since I was in form 3, I actually updated a few pics in an old abandoned website, only to stumble upon it back again many, many years later.

My memories are known to be vague, but when I was searching for RYLA 2000 (most of us lost contact by 2001-2002 due to personal commitments) I was surprised to see that the ECircles group got disbanded, inactive, and by end nobody, nobody remembered each another.

And then there was this funny link which screamed “miss malaysia”. So I clicked on it, and I got a shock of my life.

Adeline had reigned champion as a beauty pageant queen. She’s now Miss Malaysia, for year 2006. That was a year ago.

To Adeline, I wish you all the best in your service to the community.
To everyone who had been to RYLA 2000 districk 3310 Sematan, (Kem Belia Pueh), please contact me.

friendster, facebook, msn: hyperyouth_firepower@hotmail.com
I won’t disclose my phone number here yet.

Why? That’s because I want to know, has everyone’s notions of service changed through the 7 years?

I’m with SEDS. Not with Rotary (too poor to join, LOL)
Where’s everyone?

August 17, 2007 Posted Under Acquintances, Beauty Pageant, Friends